Frasi oscene.

scritto da Sanfedista il 6 marzo 2008,23:31

Esco dalla Metro, piove (sì sto usando i mezzi pubblici, non è tempo nè da cabrio nè da scooter).

Bene esco dalla metro, dicevamo, e mi avvio al sottopassaggio con una donna di mezza età accanto, ho l’ombrello ma pioviggina e non lo apro, la donna lo apre, poi mi guarda e mi fa:" Voi non lo aprite l’ombrello?", dico io:" No, signora piove poco, non siamo mica fatti di zucchero", lei mi guarda e convinta mi risponde:"Si, voi poi siete alto vi bagnate di meno".

Perplessità, sconforto, rido, lei prosegue…

Che dire, tutto il resto è noia…

 

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#1
7 marzo 2008
 

..” non siamo di zucchero”…e tu non esci mai con l’ombrello…

Commento di Zefir0 — 7 marzo 2008 il 10:09

#2
8 marzo 2008
 

hahahaa chissà che cavolo intendeva 😀

Commento di venividivici — 8 marzo 2008 il 09:49

#3
8 marzo 2008
 

The apparition of these faces in the crowd:

Petals on a wet, black bough.

Questa è “in a Station of the Metro”, di Pound. A volte mi dispiace vivere in una città piccola senza la metropolitana.

Commento di Pugile — 8 marzo 2008 il 18:13

#4
10 marzo 2008
 

Non di zucchero….ma di cenere si!

Ti chiedi ancora il perchè delle stranezze di alcune persone?Certe cose sono inspiegabili.

Ma quelli alti non prendono più acqua dal cielo?eheheheheh

Commento di kiara75k — 10 marzo 2008 il 16:19

#5
11 marzo 2008
 

gli alti prendono l’acqua più fresca e prima degli altri… :)

Commento di Sanfedista — 11 marzo 2008 il 12:05

#6
11 marzo 2008
 

Quindi i bassi prendono l’acqua calda (mi fa un po senso sta cosa) e dopo che quelli alti l’hanno inquinata?

Commento di kiara75k — 11 marzo 2008 il 20:02

#7
11 marzo 2008
 

gli alti non inquinano, nobilitano…

😀

Commento di Sanfedista — 11 marzo 2008 il 23:24

#8
12 marzo 2008
 

Detto da uno alto nn fa testo,tesoro

Commento di kiara75k — 12 marzo 2008 il 00:01

#9
12 marzo 2008
 

Ci sono alti e “alti”!!!!!!!

Commento di Zefir0 — 12 marzo 2008 il 09:10

#10
12 marzo 2008
 

zefiro, si semp tu… :)

Commento di Sanfedista — 12 marzo 2008 il 09:17

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